What I imagine goes on in the head of my beloved size 12 customer after trying on pants.
Customer: Hm.. these pants seem to be too small.
Customer: Where can I put them?
Customer: Oh look! Here's a huge pile of size 2s. There's a 2 in 12.
Customer: That must be where they should go!
Customer: Let me just fold my eight pairs of size 12s haphazardly and shove them in with the 2s.
Customer: Oh my God, that sales associate is smoking hot. Maybe he'll think I'm a 2 since I'm putting my jeans with them?
Customer: He totally thinks I'm a 2.
Me, in an attempt to save myself extra work: Here, let me help you put those back.
Customer: No. I've got it.
Me: No really, it's no problem.
Customer: It's fine.
Customer proceeds to throw the jeans onto the wall and leave.
Hot Coworker: She's not a 2.
