Confessions from Your Friendly Shopgirl

An ode to all of the marvelous customers that waltz in and out of my store. And by marvelous, I mean whiny lazy bitches who throw clothes around and shove their size 12 jeans in with the 2s because they somehow think that it will make them seem smaller. Newsflash. It doesn't.

Thanks for helping me keep busy during my shift by throwing all of the clothes you tried on the ground. This site's for you.

Love,
Your Local Shopgirl

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Manager: When you get a chance, go check out fitting room 3.
Me: Oh my God.
Manager: Is that what I think it is?
Me: Yeah. That’s poop.
Manager: From where?
Me: It wasn't there when I let someone in earlier.
Manager: You don't think...
Me: I love our customers sometimes.

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